What unemployed bro ate today

and

Halloween costume I wish I had thought of in time

This pimp.

Unemployed Bro

Is now Funemployed, Bro

Going Long

My bro Chayson Werth is getting shitty at the bar (as he should)

Dude goes to scheme on a trick (as he should)

Dude says "Excuse me do you want to see my Brett Farve?"

Trick accepts (as she should)

......BOSS..........

The look of a pedophile

Chay Anecdotes

Bro is chaying on a piece.

All is going good.

He tells her she's a loser for not coming to her friend's party.

She didn't come because her grandmother died.

Bro Mistakes

Dude lies to his trick so he doesn't have to go see her in New York

Goes to VT to party with his bros

Bro gets smashed all weekend

Bro forgets he lied

Gets home, tells her all about it

Creative Keg Stands

The Possom: hang upside down from a branch

Dope Athletes

Reignman.

Shopping For Household Appliances

....Then getting rid of them.....out the window

Unemployed Bro

Drinks Bloody Mary's. While he plays Xbox.

Unemployed Bro

Wore sweatpants all day.

Unemployed Bro:

Bro drank for free this weekend

The Hood Legend Chronicles:

Our dude crushing a slampig.

The slampig peeing in bed when she's passed out.

The Hood Legend Chronicles:

Our dude going into his 9-5 after a dinner of Chinese the night before.

Our dude having to take off his button-up in the bathroom because his dump was so gnarly.