The Office Lunch

Feeding Time: Time to Feed a Bitch My Chay

The Sales Pitch, The Close,

Would you be opposed to me chaying RIGHT FUCKING NOW?????

Chill the Fuck Out

The Arts

In these dire times of tightening budgets and vanishing donations, funding for the arts has been dramatically affected.

So please, a small donation could do wonders for what could possibly be the next Yo-Yo Ma or ODB. Help the arts, give a dollar to your corner guitar-playing bum. You're not just funding a crack habit - you're funding a dream.

Do it for the kids.

Unemployed Bro

Is it wrong to slam BloMos while you job search? NO, chaying on these beasts gives you your full serving of vegetables which gives you the energy to write bullshit cover letters and lie about the things you never did. CHAY

A Cry for Justice

It is high-time that one of the luminaries of modern American cinema be let live by the court of public opinion (and other courts).

This great patriot has done more for the destitute of America than many of those fancy-lettered organizations with high-fallutin' names, such as Toys for Tots, the DEA, and/or NAMBLA.

I ask:

How many young women (strippers) can one man put through college?

How many careers (through the casting couch) can one man propel?

How many christman presents (for coke dealers) can one man subsidize

How many ghettos can one man revitalize?

When will this great patriot and samaritan finally be allowed to live his life?

Lesbian Bro

As an official Bro I would like to say that it is tough being a Brosbian. I can't help it that I chay all day in the name of love for tricks. Whats so wrong with loving vaginas? Can't I chay in peace? We need more awareness; we need more support.

If you want to help the Brosbian cause: slam dime pieces, pig pieces (when sauced), and any vag in between, whenever where ever.